My favorite thing ever is being able to sit in senior lounge with Allie and laugh until I cry over the stupidest shit.
GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A PEN AND AT THE END OF THE CLASS I WENT TO GO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, I ENDED UP STABBING HIM IN THE HAND WITH IT AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND IF THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.
there is no such thing as purple urine
i wanna find a way to pee purple now
PURPLE URINE IS A THING.
LEARN YOUR HISTORY, KING GEORGE IV OF ENGLAND HAD PURPLE PEE!
allegedly he had porphyria (the thing i tracked down a semi reliable source for and edited into my post) so that makes sense
i finished my christmas list i can’t wait
- $ 1,000,000 in cash
- the souls of those who have displeased me this year
- another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
you darn kids with your falling boys and your panicked discos and your romantic chemicals
jack off? wow why not jill off this is why we need feminism